I just realized that i had been completely cut-off from news back home. Well, the local ones - Bombay/Maharashtra news to be precise. Of the national news, I do get wind of - on how the Karnataka government is trying it's level best to scare away the IT companies, how Deve why-doesn't-he-die-soon Gowda continues to be a pain in everyone's butt - including his i imagine, or how Arjun evil-is-my-middle-name Singh has, at one stroke, managed to divide the nation (even further).
Well, we've come to expect all that from the national news. But it is really the local Bombay news i miss. So i decide to net some of that and keep posting as i read along.
Hospital declares the genteman dead on admission saying he died of a heart-attack. That should be fine, right? No! This is supposed to be an investigative story! Why? Just like that.
So you have : 'Rumours were also doing rounds of Joshi having committed suicide'.
The police then come in : "Its a clear case of Joshi collapsing on the ground because of a heart attack. The question of suicide doesn't even come into the picture".
Now, that should be fine, right? No! The publication has already decided to give this an investigative touch. So enter Nilesh Deshmukh, site engineer (who the f***?) who firmly believes the gentleman slipped in the bathroom. Uh?
Amit Joshi, neighbour and all of 22, chips in with insights on how the deceased gentleman and his family didn't interact much with anyone else. Real investigation this. As i was just getting warmed up and imagining some communal spin on this whole thing (logical i thought, now that all options in the 'investigative story' were exhausted), the article abruptly ends - albeit on a very suspicuous note: '...other neighbours were either tight-lipped or feigned innocence when asked about Joshi's death'. Feigned innocence. The jerks. They know the actual cause of death. They're just not opening their mouth.
Quality reading. Learnt a lot. Was i just first time lucky? Let's see i say...and move on...
2) Headline: Bad roads delay trainsI read the headline twice. And the story. Checks out. Something to do with vehicles piling up at level crossings + vehicles breaking down on the tracks. Apparently the railways have been asking the BMC (Bombay Municipal Corporation - also known as Bombay Mismanagement Corporation) for years to build overbridges - 'but in vain'. Just years? And you expect results? C'mon, get down on your knees. Beg. Pray to me. And...what do i personally get in return for building your frickin' overbridge?
3) Headline: We were used like toilet paperNow that's a crappy existence. Who are these poor guys? These are gangsters ousted from their jobs! Apparently, their boss just used them for some 'job' and flushed them out like toilet paper. So these guys did time and are trying to get back to normal life. A recurring theme in the story is how their wives stood by them all through. Interesting. The story gives two pictures of these ex-gangsters. The guy on the right looks damn scary:


i swear the photo/photo captions are not mine!
So, innocent question: Why was the snap on the right included? Must be some logic, na?
4) Headline: State to buy VIP jet for Rs. 35 crore (=Rs. 350 million = about 7.7 million$)
For whom? Three people - Governor, Chief Minister, Deputy Chief Minister.
Meanwhile, this year alone, at least 745 farmers in the state have committed suicide. Read about it
here.And politicians make the customary tour. NDTV apty calls it '
suicide tourism'. Maybe that's what the VIP jet is for - to see the dead.
But all is not lost. The court's '
have taken a serious view on the failure of the top officials of the Maharashtra government to respond to the court's notice on the issue of farmer suicides'.
The creeps didn't even bother responding to the court! So, basically you and i can forget about ever ever being heard. Anyway, as you see in the above quote, the courts were like, pissed. So they took an extreme step:
'Slapped a cost of Rs. 1000 each on the state's chief secretary and 12 other high officials'. Yes! That should teach the creeps to not take people's lives and the judiciary for granted. The 20$ fine will work just fine.
And suicide tourism just got it's prime customer, Mr. Manmohan Singh himself. He made a tour of the affected areas and you know what? He was visibly shaken when the farmers 'broke down and sobbed uncontrollably'. He also made a
powerful observation, one that will shake us all:
"Dear brothers and sisters, after what you have told me about the difficulties that you are going through, I understand that debt is a big problem."
Remember this comes from an erudite economist (Oxford, right?). So we should accept his finding that debt is a big problem. I respect Mr Singh as a person but i think he's just losing it.
Now, let's see the headline again: State to buy VIP jet for Rs. 35 crore. Do you sense some disconnect?
Maybe this will also help: There is no provision in the current budget for the jet. That's fine. They call themselves social justice guys. Everything's allowed for them.
5) Not good to only dwell on the negative. So i try hard to find the positive. And get it.No clear headline
here and not strictly Bombay/Maharashtra news. Upshot is that parents of a hearing impaired boy in Mangalore wrote to the President, Dr. APJ Abdul Kalam for financial help in getting an operation done for the child. Our Prez. responded by sending a cheque for Rs. 40,000/-. God bless him.
But the operation cost was a Rs. 1,000,000/-.That's where the Bombay connection happens. The child's parents wrote to 45 film-stars for help. Former Miss Universe Lara Dutta responded. Spent some time with the child and wrote out a cheque for 400,000/-! Now here's one Miss Universe who actually does what they all say at the beauty pageant (uplift the world and all that).
Best is, judging by the report, it appears that Ms. Dutta hadn't even got the letter that the parents has sent. It so happened that she was at a social organization next to the hospital where the child was to be operated. And just by chance got to know of this. The way God works!
Oops...gotta go...and good, the last news i saw was soothing. Will i hear better news next time i search?